Rub your thumb in a tiny figure-eight pattern over his frenelum… but it will probably feel just as weird and pulpy as it sounds. "We rounded up a bunch of super-sexy tricks just for [your breasts]. To do: he bats his eyelids against the supersensitive underside of your breasts." He might have to insert his head into your chest cavity, forehead up, but give it a shot. "It's time to introduce your breasts to your favorite vibrator… Then lick it off." How big a bucket of edible body paint would you need to dip your breasts in it?
Or try the windshield-wiper move; glide your thumb from side to side along the rim where his head begins, then move your thumb up and over the top of the head several times." If, at any point during this oddly elaborate ritual, he looks confused, toss him a heated stare and say, "I crave you" — you know, to clear things up. "34 percent of guys say they wish a girl would surprise them with oral when they walk in the door." The other two-thirds might think it's alarmingly precalculated, but that's a risk worth taking. "Fifty-six percent of unmarried men prefer receiving head while lying down as opposed to standing up, while the numbers are exactly reversed for married men." I think that means you are one married man and two standard deviations from overthinking foreplay. If these don't skyrocket your pleasure (and have him drowning in drool), we don't know what will." I pride myself on keeping up with the international register of erotic terminology, but somehow "drowning in drool" slipped right by me. "Tickle his feet with your nipples: climb on top of him in reverse cowgirl position, then bend over until your nipples reach the tops of his feet. (how rude of your vadge to have hogged it all these years)." Your vadge is a hog, women. And what sort of weirdly dexterous breasts allow for painting?
we are just hurtling on a rock through space at thousands of kilometres per hour trying to find meaning in one another's genitals.
There's nothing like forcing wet spaghetti into a keyhole for thirty minutes to make a girl appreciate the value of a BJ. Pretty soon, a threesome with her is a polite compromise! It lets her know that she's nearly that good looking, and reminds her that she's the one you've chosen out of all of them. She'll think twice about ordering dessert for months! Dab a bit of Tabasco on your tongue before going down on her, and she will experience flames of passion like never before! Slam your ram straight into her chamber doors, bonus points for a backdoor siege!
Position your lady spread eagle across the room, begin a slow galloping charge toward her lady bits.
She's kidding when she says "just like that, just like that!!
The second step demanded good, authentic conversation-starters, reinforcing the idea of #Girl Power; requiring the girl to take initiative and breaking the traditional idioms.
We women on wheels are not used to being portrayed as “dateable” in the media, so thank you for choosing to be inclusive!
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